一、
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
Its all right, said a gentleman, dont be afraid. Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite
Ah, yes, answered the little girl. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too
一个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
没有关系,一位先生说,不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:吠狗不咬人。
啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗
二、
One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along
Fine. I used to be one who couldnt understand the English men, and now its the English men who cant understand me.
一位学生对另一位说:你的英语最近学的怎么样
很好,我过去不懂英国人说话,可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。
三、
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: How much this stuff
Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.
The lady said, It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.
I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.
It is still too much, replied the old lady, give it to me for five.
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员:这东西要多少钱
七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。
老太太说:太贵了,十四美元差不多。
店员忙说:我没说十七美元,是七美元。
还是太贵,老太太说:五美元,我就买啦。